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The Ugly American gets a costly lesson: Beware of the Spinchter of Hormuz
By Mike Leonard When the asshole shocked the body politic by launching a war against Iran with little explanation and no exit strategy, the body parts quickly assembled to consider the consequences. The brain immediately claimed dominion over the others, decrying that “I’m like the computer that every system runs through. Without me, nothing works.…
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Bloomington’s Brad Meyer emerges as the Democrats’ best hope for the Ninth District
He quit his job to do this By Mike Leonard Dee Owens was having coffee at Hive restaurant with her friend, Regina Moore, when she noticed another friend having a conversation with a gentleman across the room. ‘Who’s he?’ she wondered. On the way out the door, Moore offered to introduce Owens to the gentleman.…